The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Mia Hamm

Scored a lot of ladygoals.

Michael Laudrup

Greatest Dane, breed of dog included.

European Golden Shoe

An award. Only a fool would try to wear it.

Javier Zanetti

Captain tractor.

Tom Finney

Plumbed the heights.

Mario Kempes

Strokes-ed the ball.

Hernan Crespo

An Olympic Games silver medalist.

Ruud Gullit

Ambassador for dreadlocks.

Raymond Kopa

King Kopa.

Len Shackleton

Dab hand with a squirty flower.

Nacional v Penarol

As heated as Satan’s hot water bottle.

Martin Palermo

Creaking Boca deity.

Marco Van Basten

Angle defying goal enthusiast.

Pierluigi Collina

Likeable authoritarian. A rarity.

Herbert Chapman

Made sense of it all.

Glenn Hoddle

Darling, I love you.

Alessandro Nesta

Filthy shorts.

Ricardo Zamora

Pioneer of neckwear and flat caps.

The Mighty Magyars

Hungarian and proper good.

Hugo Sanchez

Balletic, Mexican goal-ninja.