The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame
Got better as he got older. Like a fine wine that’s amazing at football.
Scampering goal mouse.
Like a general, but a general who was an imperious defender.
Can fly a helicopter.
Balletic, Mexican goal-ninja.
A prolific scorer and that’s a fact! Bully!
Three European Cups. Never short of a place to chuck your keys in Bob’s house.
...to win the 1982 World Cup at 40.
Ain’t gettin’ on no plane foo’.
Threw another medal on the barbie.
Career ended, presumed terminated.
The Lance Armstrong of bicycle kickers.
Had a middle name nobody dared to mock.
Iranian frequent flyer.
Even as a paper boy he’d score on every round.
Skill. Goals. Hair.
WC ‘98 France Squad
Goal de vivre.
The son of the wind.
Sarf Efrican groundbreakers.