That’s how you grow a ‘tache.
Nicknamed El Matador despite no evidence of bull-bullying in his career.
Goal de vivre.
In hindsight, not that psychotic.
Goal machine turned crisp ambassador.
Geordie goal getter. Handsome.
Up, up, down down, left, right, left, right, B, A
Ambassador for headers and volleys. Specifically the latter.
Celebrating another goal, that’s weah.
“I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.”
Rangers’ goal haggis.
Evergreen striker. Now Director of Skirt at Faces nightclub.
“He was literally a brick wall, Richard.”
Mr Arsenal. Made friends with Caprice.
The son of the wind.