The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

John Wark

That’s how you grow a ‘tache.

Francesco Totti

Roman god.

Marcelo Salas

Nicknamed El Matador despite no evidence of bull-bullying in his career.

WC ‘98 France Squad

Goal de vivre.

Gaizka Mendieta

Teeside conquistador.

Stuart Pearce

In hindsight, not that psychotic.

Gary Lineker

Goal machine turned crisp ambassador.

Peter Beardsley

Geordie goal getter. Handsome.

Hristo Stoichkov

Furious dream-teamer.

Kenny Dalglish

Football monarch.

Steve McManaman

Up, up, down down, left, right, left, right, B, A

Tony Yeboah

Ambassador for headers and volleys. Specifically the latter.

George Weah

Celebrating another goal, that’s weah.

Brian Clough

“I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.”

The Entertainers

Perennial Papavasiliou-sers.

Ally McCoist

Rangers’ goal haggis.

Teddy Sheringham

Evergreen striker. Now Director of Skirt at Faces nightclub.

Paul McGrath

“He was literally a brick wall, Richard.”

Tony Adams

Mr Arsenal. Made friends with Caprice.

Claudio Caniggia

The son of the wind.