The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Paolo Maldini

God chiselled him from stardust and defending.

Sir Bobby Robson

Football’s favourite grandad.

Roy Keane

His children are safe in the knowledge that their dad could beat up your dad.

Ryan Giggs

Age defying, trophy collecting, Welshman.

David Ginola

Because he’s worth it.

Ian Wright

Take a bow, son. And an abacus.


Raul Madrid.  German shirt retirer.


Real name Arthur.


The Lance Armstrong of bicycle kickers.

Robert Prosinecki

“He was literally smoking, Richard.”

Jean Pierre-Papin

Scampering goal mouse.

Ally McCoist

Rangers’ goal haggis.

Zinedine Zidane

Head (and shoulders) above the rest.

Hristo Stoichkov

Furious dream-teamer.

Baichung Bhutia

Himalayas waste to defences.

Rene Higuita

One man loon convention.

Javier Zanetti

Captain tractor.

Marc Overmars

Meep meep.


Personally endorsed DVD of his favourite strikes features 900 goals. Modest.


Eat. Score. Eat. Score. Eat. Score…