The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

C├ęsar Luis Menotti

Clearly didn’t eat his own words.

Bobby Charlton

Baldness defying, ball larruping supergent.

Johan Cruyff

Genius. Knew it.

Matt Le Tissier

Magical, Jersey Royal-faced, slouch.

Archie Gemmill

Choose life.  Choose scoring a wonder goal against the Dutch.

Luis Figo

Bacon magnet.

Paolo Rossi

Phoenix-like talisman.

Ali Daei

Iranian frequent flyer.

Steve McManaman

Up, up, down down, left, right, left, right, B, A

Chris Waddle

Efehfehfehfehfeh, efehfehfehfehfeh.

Mark Hateley

Hately’s gonna hate.

Davor Suker

Vanquisher of Germany.

Dion Dublin

Recently seen as the inventor of baffling percussion instrument The Dube.

Ryan Giggs

Age defying, trophy collecting, Welshman.

Ally McCoist

Rangers’ goal haggis.

Len Shackleton

Dab hand with a squirty flower.

Denis Law

The Stretford King.

Matthias Sindelar

The Mozart of football.

Nwankwo Kanu

Imagine it in dog years.

Billy Meredith

Son of a miner’s father.